Simon Rex: Young, Hard And Solo II Young, Hard and Solo III Hot Sessions III Hot Sessions XIII and Hot Sessions XIIII In other words, someone stared at someone else’s penis long enough to realize it wasn’t Sylvester Stallone’s. In 1976, the film was re-released as The Italian Stallion in an attempt to bank off of Rocky’s immense popularity, but that’s not where the film company drew the line on milking Stallone’s fame for all it was worth - they re-released a “hardcore” version, but the AVN deemed the scenes were deceitful inserts. At one point, a giant mastiff appears, but quickly disappears, and no one will ever know what happened when a giant dog and naked Sly shared a stage together. There is barely any semblance of a plot – in fact, the Internet porn you hastily skip through in the bathroom stall at work would make more sense.
#SCOTT SCHWARTZ PORN ACTOR MOVIE#
The movie is, well, exactly what you’d imagine a 1970s porn to look like, and clearly done before the porn industry realized that having dialogue in porn is like having a spoiler on your car - no matter how fancy it is, it’s not helping you get to your destination any faster. He was paid $200 for basically walking around naked for two days, and occasionally slapping a woman with a belt. Sylvester Stallone filmed Party at Kitty and Stud’s in 1970, after being kicked out of his apartment and finding himself homeless for several days. Adventure Time Akira Alan Moore Amanda Seyfried androids Assassins Batman Battlestar Galactica Benedict Cumberbatch Bob's Burgers Bruce Campbell is a god BUNNIES! Burn Notice Buster Keaton Chris Evans Chuck Cillian Murphy Cowboy Bebop Cylons Dale Cooper Death Note Elijah Snow Eric Elbogen Evil Dead Evil sea creatures Fringe Futurama Godzilla Halloween Han Solo Heroes Hot Fuzz Ian McKellen I hate Disney Johnny Depp Keanu Reeves is a wooden actor Kristen Bell L Magneto Marilyn Monroe Martin Freeman Michael Fassbender Monkeys will kill us all Ninja Olympics! Planetary Princess Bride Ray Park Robert Downey Jr.Sylvester Stallone: Party At Kitty And Stud’s (The Italian Stallion).Your Sister's Children Always Disappear.Your Girlfriend as a Weapon of Mass Destruction.These Clouds Are Not the Same Clouds This Sky Is Not the Same Sky.There's No One Here Who Sounds Like You.
The Surviving Conjoined Twin Learns the Art of Kirigami.The Ghosts at the Carwash are Always Looking for Company.The French Film of Your Life is in Black and White.The Former Yo-Yo World Champion Plans His Day.The Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles.The Astronaut's Wife Considers Perspective.That Time You Went to the Store and Never Returned.Being the Murdered Spelling Bee Champion.
And I Still Remember How Your Hands Were So Much Larger Than Mine.All the Love Songs are Really About Broken Hearts.A Brief Account of the Life of Jane "Jinny" Bunford.Which is really weird, because Corey Feldman is still alive, and I’d’ve bet good money on him being the first Corey to go. Also, after Corey Haim’s death, he was the one to list the former star’s belongings on ebay at the Haim family’s request, which reminds me that Corey Haim died. He also works for some sports card magazine, which is all the information you’re getting about that, because *yawn* sports cards. What else do you need to know about Scotty Schwartz? Well, since 2006, he’s been trying to get back into mainstream acting, but the only role listed on his IMDb page since then is as “bartender” in a 2009 film, so I’d hazard a guess that it’s not going as well as he hoped. But by the year 2000, the porn industry had lost its luster, and Scotty Schwartz retired to help manage his father’s sports/movie memorabilia store. With roles in such magnificently-titled pieces of work as Scotty’s X-Rated Adventure, Cafe Flesh 2 and The Wrong Snatch (wait, REALLY?) and also Booby Trap, because The Wrong Snatch isn’t silly enough, our 5’2″ friend even worked as an agent for other porn stars.
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